Three's Company

Part 21


The four of us, Jefferson, Jasper, Helen and I, sat at a booth at Judge Roy Beans. Financial troubles had already begun to drive a rift between my 3 friends but the total falling out was still a couple months away. I had cut the sex out of my relationship with Helen out of fear it would become something I wanted no part of. For now though, the work day was over and the beer was flowing, so things were going well. When the buzz first hits, everything is great and everyone is happy. It’s not until the end of the night when the anger starts coming out.
The thing about living in a relatively small town like Simi Valley is that if you go to a bar, it’s inevitable you’ll run into several people you know. Many of these people you don’t want to see, like the jock that used to kick your ass in high school, or the girl you once asked out on a date only for her to pretend she didn’t hear you. Sometimes, though, someone shows up that you’re genuinely excited to see. A young lady named Harmony walked up to our table to say hello. She was an old friend of mine and Helens’. Also, she was quite hot. In high school, somehow Shitty had dated her for a while. I still have no idea how he pulled that one off, I guess maybe there’s more to him than I thought. Then again, we all did a lot of drugs in those days…
She sat in the booth between Helen and I and we ordered another pitcher. That pitcher turned into several and night wore on. I was in the middle of a debate with Jefferson and Jasper about the merits of statistical analysis in baseball, when Harmony interrupted.
“So, Helen and I were thinking that you, me and her could have a threesome tonight.” Her eyes were very seductive and I could immediately tell she wasn’t joking. Baseball was totally forgotten.
“That sounds like it would be a good time.”
“Well, neither of us have ever done that and we figured you’d be a good match.”
“Yeah, sure, I like it, when do we go?” My mind was trying to reminding me that I wasn’t supposed to have sex with Helen anymore, but I drained my glass of beer and silently told my brain to shut the fuck up. This was two girls at once.
It was decided that it would take place at Helen’s place in Canoga Park, which of course was also Jefferson and Jaspers’. Helen drove the two fellas and I rode with Harmony. The two of us made good time to the apartment and believed we beat our friends by quite a bit. So we waited outside.
“I really like to have sex in public places.” Harmony suddenly announced. Within seconds we were rolling around on the grass making out. Before anything could take place though, my phone rang. It was Helen.
“Where are you guys?”
“Oh are you home already?”
“Yeah, we’ve been here like 15 minutes.”
“Oh, we’re just waiting outside. We’ll come up right now, come get us.”
Soon we were in Helen’s room, wondering what to do next. The ladies suggested that it would be erotic if they started without me in the room and then I would come in as though I was crashing the party. I agreed, mostly because it would allow me to have another beer while I waited. I walked out into the living room where Jefferson sat alone, looking quite drunk. Jasper had already gone to bed.
“Hey, buddy.” He drunkenly said.
“What’s up, man. Mind if I join you for a beer before I go in there?”
“Sure. What did they kick you out or something?”
“Kind of, they felt more comfortable starting without me, I’ll join them in a minute.”
“Jesus fucking Christ, what an ordeal.”
“Well at least I get to have sex with two ladies, you know?”
“Yeah, it’s just too bad they’re both useless cunts.” Jefferson seemed to be in one of his drunken rages so I decided it was time to go into the room.

The sex was fun, though short. I did make it two times, and the first time I even lasted quite a while, but the second was over about as quick as when I was 18 years old. Harmony even commented:
“That was kind of quick for you.” She wasn’t trying to be mean or malicious, just observant. I tried to talk myself into a third time but none of our bodies were really up to it at that point. I left the room to find Jefferson still sitting on the couch.
“Hey, buddy, how was it?”
“It was a lot of fun.”
“Good, I wanted to stay up and make sure you had a good time.”
“Thanks, man. You can go to bed now, I think Harmony’s gonna drive me home now.”

On the drive home Harmony and I made out a little more. I once again apologized for being so quick the second time (I’m not sure why I was so concerned about it, nobody else was. Maybe it’s because I knew I could’ve done better.) She laughed and said she was actually impressed I was able to go a second time. She dropped me off at my house and we resolved to make another attempt at it sometime. We never did though.